You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
