he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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