Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He passed out mid-signature
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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