Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
