That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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