it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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