im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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