butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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