Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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