I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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