Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
How's work?
Spinning.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
