You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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