he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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