): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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