Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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