Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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