I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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