I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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