I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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