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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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