I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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