If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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