you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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