Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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