I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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