we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I still have a little drunk in my system
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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