So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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