I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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