is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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