so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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