Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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