I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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