That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i barfeds in our rink
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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