is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
