i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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