: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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