I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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