This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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