okay pat passed out under dana's car
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
