READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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