I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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