Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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