So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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