if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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