Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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