people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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