So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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