You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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