We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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