Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
