i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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